Whatever the latest edition of the Newspeak dictionary requires of you komrade.

I see you already have the finer points of gulag operation down komrade.

The 100 million stat comes from one book that was ridiculously badly put together and criticized from all sides.

We know how well it works out when you allow the commies to grow and they take over. Is a hundred million dead in one century not enough for you?

Nothing brings unity quite like killing everyone who disagrees.

As we say when sliding up the driveway in the snow....

I was under the impression that was the only input they are allowed to have.

Why?

The Birds of Prey are no less of a pain.

These will be more interesting when we get in-road inductive charging.

I will also be the last look some deer ever have.

As a hydrated inorganic salt, the Mud of Magnesia would be more appropriate. 

I’m not sure that this is all that costly.

North Koreans, Earthquake, Tsunami, Drought, Flood, Neo-Marxist Revolution...

Can we please stop calling anything that doesn’t come from a mammal “milk”.

California will be reduced to rubble long before they can ever pull this off.

Are we looking for truckers or are we looking for trucks?

For the life of me, I do not understand why any urban structure built in the last 40 years doesn’t have a parking garage built into the basement or first few floors. There should be no need to park on the street.

There must be a lot of rail traffic there, because the arms where opening back up, as if a train just passed, long enough for one and a half vehicles to go through, before closing back down again.

According to rules of the internet, and its end user licence agreement that nobody reads, anyone who complains about something ridiculous must be confronted with it forthwith.