Your missing a few...

If Jeff Mateer has his way, trans people will burn in hell for all eternity.

Unfortunately for Fido, his stoned owner is too stoned to watch him close enough to prevent him from getting into the left overs.

It may not seem like it, but we’ve had a few shining moments of national unity this year.

Man, can you imagine how how much derogatory graffiti people would put on a statue of smallpox.

“And we have a responsibility—all of us. Everyone, great or small, has a moral responsibility. We must take it seriously. History will judge our decision.”

If the photo at the top is any indication, it is a collection of zombies.

New York’s municipal elections are held in odd-numbered “off-years” to limit participation, and give more power to organized interest groups and party machines.

Even though he died in 2106...

If you want to see how water tight your dishwasher is, put ordinary dish soap in there.

What we really need is a modular hybrid. Essentially, an electric daily driver with a drop-in generator to recharge the batteries on the fly, eliminating the need to stop for an hour or more to recharge on those long hauls.

The Earth isn’t trying to kill you. It just does things, things that people have long been aware of, and people fail to give heed.

It’s so nice that all those farmers, truck drivers, processors, truck drivers, and lunch ladies involuntarily pledged their servitude services so that those lunches could be free.

This one is better...

I fail to see how commenting on seasonal product offerings would have any bearing once so ever on my pH.

They could have gone with Infectious Disease Day.

There is a big difference between seating 16,000 people for 45 minutes on a Sunday in their Sunday best, and housing them for days at a time with everything they could carry. Those are not folding chairs, that’s permanent theater seating in there.

You know, some less fortunate people have to crawl around in the woods for hours to get a turkey, and yet people are whining that the turkeys come right to them.

That mold is how you build their immune system. ;)