Arcades still exist. Good to know.

You know, a lot of people would pay extra for a vehicle that sprayed fire.

A United Nations panel on day that ends with y...

Ah... duh...

So, why didn’t they just release an official mod/expansion pack for Starcraft II with all the old units and missions?

And while it started out thoughtful and heartfelt and funny, Fey also managed to advise people to not show up to protest Nazis, even though we all know what happens when you ignore Nazis.

So I guess these guys will need new lawyers...

Necessity is the mother of all invention.

Also, I’m not not sure if I could resist the urge to laugh.

Would scaring the crap out of the kid be a feature, and not a flaw?

Mario is whatever he happens to feel like being on any given day.

Please tell me you are seeking infrared thermometer readings to confirm your results.

So... your plan is to alienate white people with a penis (who presumably don’t want to cut it off)? Otherwise known as the largest potential bloc of voters to woo to your cause? And you wonder why you keep losing?

Cryptocurrencies are great if you can trade them for actual goods before things go pear shaped.

I thought that was part of the weight loss package.

Man Eats Shit At Idiot Contest

Watch All These People Eat Shit While Trying To Cross A Railway On A Bike...

Don’t you mean $5300 and both of your testicles?

Well, that is Kaiser Bilhelm’s go to solution to most problems.