Hannibal and Fargo are two of my favorite TV series that I approached with much skepticism, but fell in love with.

This is how you know I’m Gen X (or Xennial for the five people who use that expression). The only thing I know about that guy is…Dennis! I hope Arvid, Janice, and Jawaharlal turned out not to be assholes at least.

Yes, I agree. I think there is some nuance to actors transforming into characters even though Hazel made some excellent points. I don’t remember it totally, maybe watching it back today I wouldn’t like it so much, but as someone who was on the thinner side when I was younger and am now firmly on the fat side, I…

I honestly rank all men on a hotness scale of 1 to Steff.

Tell the kids this is Ultron and Iron Man and really blow their minds.

I know, right? Somehow Duckie ended up being the real a-hole all these years later.

It’s so wrong, but he’s so fucking hot.

Hi. Dummy here. I thought they were remaking Cat People when I first saw the blurb. I guess the producers, etc have a pretty good idea of who their built in audience is based on the pretty identifiable split in the takes.

The only response that was warranted:

That dress is, hands down, the ugliest wedding dress I’ve seen, and I used to watch Say Yes to the Dress. Everything about it, to my eye, is off - the sleeves, the neckline, the waistline, the girth of the skirt, and the train. I hate it, and I will not be deterred in my hatred. 

Nobody cares that you’re moving Chad. We’re just glad it’s away from us.

I saw Serena and thought: well someone has to go home first.

That’s Miss Chanandler Bong.

Martha’s one Bad B---h. 

Friends with Benniferits?

I’m so sorry for your loss! I lost my 17-year old lady a couple years ago. It’s completely normal to feel guilty even though you do the right thing. I think we often process our grief as guilt, punishing ourselves for not doing “more,” but really we just miss them. My old lady loved the heat pad, too. You were a good…

If they have a shade that is close enough to your natural skin tone you can probably be OK without full foundation or maybe just a little translucent powder to help blend.

Boy, Demi Lovato really is that quote from Warren Beatty about Madonna: They don’t want to live off-camera, much less talk. There’s nothing to say off-camera. Why would you say something if it’s off-camera? What point is there existing?

I am fucking fine with being called a coward because i will never eat a goddamn cicada