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Is is too late to make a show that’s just Kim Cattrall and her three new best friends, who all happen to be women of color? Because I’d watch that.

I think she got fired. I just like dropping her one-liners. 

What are they doing there without Dorinda!

Lately Lifetime movies have shifted towards featuring an exogenous female villain who seeks to insinuate her/themself into the traditional family structure through legitimate means such as a live-in nanny or surrogate birth mother, and then kill the mother and seduce/marry the father.

I figure if you are a star you probably grow to at least resent a lot of your biggest hits? The ones that you have to sing the most often, hear the most often, and that most people want to hear from you despite a whole catalogue of other stuff you’ve put a ton of effort into that many would never have heard of.

Is this comment from the future?

THANK YOU

The exotic animal smuggling episode is my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE, not just because of the aforementioned extremely hot scene but because of the gibbon in a basketball, which is still one of the weirdest moments I’ve ever seen in a non-Twin Peaks network show and caused me to erupt into fits of giggles and cooing over the

Brian Cassidy SUCKS. He is Dennis Duffy Beeper King all day everyday no matter what show he was on. An SVU/30 Rock crossover would have been amazing back in the day.

All my favorite SVU moments are when Benson & Stabler are undercover as two people who are about to bone. There’s the above mentioned exotic animal smuggling episode where Benson does some quick thinking and emerges from the bathroom in her bra cooing, “You ready for me, daddy?” Then there’s the episode with Rose

Shame on you for the deceiving click-bait title. No where in your article do you say how to “get rid of cicadas”. You explain what to expect and how to deal with the effects of cicadas. But not getting rid of them. What a sad way to spoil a good article.

This contributes to the conversation in no way whatsoever, but as someone who was a closeted 20 year old gay when Britney Spears released her first iconic single, I feel compelled to point out that her debut single was “Baby One More Time”.

Braunwyn from OC and Leah from NYC hanging out... it’s a little like seeing friends from separate worlds — high school and college, say — hanging out and you had no clue they knew each other... except yeah these two are reality tv stars on sister shows so you’d think it would be “easier to process” or whatever but as

The man could sell California Champagne 

Maybe. Went to. William Shatner. School. Of. Acting.

Right?  I think she’s charming. I ALSO think she’s exhausting.  I know a handful of people like her. Sweet, earnest, and they know they’re exhausting to be around. 

Based off the number of “I” statements she uses while interviewing them neither does she!

You know when he wears a sweater he’s secretly plotting evil, right?

Hey Goddess, this is farewell. Jezebel has canceled me - not merely into “the grays”, but actually disappeared (evidently for criticizing an offensive post yesterday).