I saw Poor Things with my parents! 
It didn’t bother me at all but my dad....

Yeah, my sister in law has been photoshopping her, my brother, and their cats into movie-inspired Christmas cards for years. What’s the big fucking deal?

Miranda is 100% the worst. 

I’ve seen a high percentage as well. We’d just plug in his name and see what popped up on the roku.
The biggest disappointment was “The Runner.” The photo had him running from an explosion; but it was actually about a guy running for office and something to do with pollution in Louisiana...?

I unironically love him. Partly because of that exact reason. Say what you will about the man he always COMMITS to whatever he’s doing. 
Also, it’s Nic not Nick

Another vote for Night and Day.

Emily Blunt reminds me of her line from The Devil Wears Prada which is something like “I’m one flu from my goal weight.”

In that pic he looks more like Tommy Wiseau than Johnny Depp.

I think you mean Like A Prayer (I am too lazy to look this up)

She should get lunch with the writer from Grey’s Anatomy that conned everyone into thinking she had cancer. 

I was not ready for that photo. 

Color me disappointed to find that a miniature Shangela doesn’t make an appearance in the Guardians Holiday special.

That “Special Dressing” is...........not special.

My first thought:

“Oh, that’s easy. You just need to find the Clitoris.”
-Chef from South Park

All I want to know is WHAT MAKES THE SALAD DRESSING SPECIAL?

Color me intrigued.

I’m getting heavy Detox Icunt vibes.

Obligatory.

I don’t know if that makes me want to go to the Bahamas less or more.