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Hm. Maybe I would tune in at least once to see what Jon Favreau and Jon Lovitz had to say about current events. LOL

Imagine my disappointment when I learned that one of Obama’s speechwriters didn’t punch Andy Dick in the face.

That’s not a real fucking name, I refuse to believe it.

Sorry, that first line broke me and I couldn't continue. 

I was in bed, awake but still very sleepy, lying on my stomach, when my cat jumped on the bed and walked over my legs. I could feel and hear her. Then awoke a little more fully and I realized I’d moved out of my parents’ house 20 years ago and hadn’t had a cat in the time since. Conclusion: I have a ghost cat, which

No one holds a candle to him. I’ll light a candle to honor him though. Damn.

LOL that your mom calls him “Hot Ronan!

She does not.  Thank you for sharing this.

When Pod Save America and Lovett or Leave It came out, I did not bother listening, because, honestly, WTF do I care what an SNL guy and Jon Favreau think about anything political.  Then I listened and they didn’t sound quite right.  It took a full episode for me to realize they were totally different people.  I am

Godddddddd DAMMIT, now ‘Peanut Butter’ is gonna be cemented in my head the rest of the week. Granted, that happens all the time because I love that dumbass song, but still I curse thee!

The other guy from Pod Saves America is Jon Favreau... no not that Jon Favreau.

When I first heard their two names as Obama’s speech writers I was beyond confused.

This is pretty much everyone’s reaction on first hearing who Ronan’s partner is. Lovett makes much more sense.

The best text I’ve ever received in my life I got when my mom was reading this book and texted me “why is Hot Ronan with the guy from SNL?” a text I had to parse carefully.

The book is about NBC killing the story and Farrow trying to get it published.

The “A Whole New World” costume looks like the Laura Palmer role in a middle eastern take on Twin Peaks. 

Four solid minutes. Is how long I’ve been laughing at this photo! Love it, cheers!

Groucho means comedy!

Make the wrong friends in Greek class.

Quick edit suggestion: That’s not a SkeeBall machine. It is a SuperShot basketball game. The brand of the gaming company is SkeeBall. An ACTUAL SkeeBall machine would be quirky and a bit whimsical. A basketball game ups the douche factor, along with the slurpee machine.

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