Severely not digging the tryptophobia eyes on that piece of artwork.
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Im certainly afraid of that aggressive moustache.
“Have merci.”
...I’m picturing ScarJo as Prince Charles, and Mo’Nique as Elton...
Robert Pattison is one of those people who you sometimes think, “Why is he considered so attractive?” (see header pic) and then you see other pictures and think, “Have him washed and bring him to my chambers immediately.” I feel the same way about Pete Davidson, but mine is probably a minority opinion.
Sure why not logging? Logs are great! They roll down stairs, alone or in pairs, and roll over your neighbors dog. They’re great for a snack, they fit on your back, it's log! Log! Log!
Excuse you, Johnny Weir is not B-list!
Lindsay looks...good right?
Lenny has nothing on this:
Both the green dress and Gwen’s pink gown! Iconic.
Trey wore it better.
“I like what she had to say, but I still think she’s—sorry—a bitch,” said a 56-year-old Trump supporter.
Two important things from friends that my Mom, brother and I STILL use with each other to this day:
“The point is moo. Who cares what a cow thinks?”
This recent fly-by was Giant Meteor trying to stay relevant in the run-up to November 2020. It’s a marathon, not a sprint...
I actually prefer it go down this way than through mass nuclear war or a climate related starvation/war cycle.
Hmmm, is Jezebel populated by a larger than usual number of my fellow sufferers of depression or are normal people now also having suicidal thoughts on the regular?
far and away the likelier outcome is that it would hit the water. something in the 100 meter range is toward the low end of the size category of things that would be likely to survive re-entry, and you’d be looking at maybe a 10 meter tsunami wave height. of course, unlike an earthquake-based tsunami, where you can…