Only acceptable if he uses his voice from Peggy Sue Got Married.

I always assumed Kelsey Grammer is an asshole, but I have no actual justification for it.

I’m mostly surprised people still invite Kelsey Grammer places.

It’s very Maddie Ziegler cover bandy?

I know nothing about dance but I will say that I think this modern lyrical long-limbed thing works better for her than any other Generic Pop Star choreography I’ve seen her do.

I forgot about Lucky. Thank you for bringing this gem back into my life.

I’ve been telling everyone about this number! “We saw that article in the Atlantic. And then we peed on the Atlantic.” BAHAHAHA

Everyone sing with me!

She’s signed on to be a judge on the reboot of American Idol. She’ll be fine.

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

That mustache impregnated an 8th grader in the back of an ‘86 Trans Am.

But if Tommy Lee is your father and bad facial hair is the worst life choice you’ve got going on, you’re doing pretty good.

My invite was so secret it looked like an opportunity to open a Mastercard account, so I threw it out.

You are not alone. I can’t quite say why this makes me uncomfortable, but it definitely does. Wishing you peace and health (and hot Earl Grey).

I can’t put my finger on it, so please don’t take it as harsh criticism... But this whole thing, not just your article, is leaving a really bad taste in my mouth about the equating of mentally ill with “evil”, as if this is even a conversation we should be entertaining outside of philosophical discussion.

So did Britney Spears

i’ve liked her since she appeared in that bruce springsteen video, back when she had to text on a landline:

My mom is going to love this.

This season will be amazing. The cruise from hell, Luannes arrest, Bethany and Jill at Bobbys funeral... I’m so excited.