At least he has experience in political office.

I use the Michael Caine Jaws 3 defense whenever I see celebs doing trashy commercials or movies “I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”

Indeed. She had quite a bit of Oscar buzz in the late summer/early autumn of last year for her role as Emily Dickinson. Unfortunately, it seemed to have faded once awards season went into full swing.

Quincy Jones is batshit insane and I’ll be damned if I believe more than half of what he said in that interview, but wow, this is how you apologize publicly. Kudos.

At first I read that as “boyfriend is dead.” And I was like damn girl, sorry.

I would be happy with a pair of her fake eyelashes - from any era.

She’s giving major Sarah Jessica Parker vibes in those London premiere photos and I’m here for it.

Keep in mind, I am completely dressed like a mom right now.

I kind of want like... Liza’s look with Barb’s glasses and hair swirl.

I love both those looks. You can sit with me.

A word of caution, if you are shopping, Profiles in History has one of the higher buyer’s premiums around. Almost 30%. Always watch the BP% and buyers fees by auction house.

QUEEEEEEEEN!

The only good (is it good?) thing I can say about myself is that from far away, I look EXACTLY like Liza Minnelli. As in, my own mother sees pictures of Liza Minnelli and thinks it’s me. When she’s not wearing glasses.

I can’t get it to embed, but this is the only Liza video that matters to me:

YESSS nothing like her coked out Tommy Tune scene! BRING ON SINGLE LU 2.0!

I fucking love Lu too much... she is the gif that keeps giving.

What are the odds this clause was added post-pirate?