God, SO BORING. I can’t listen to them argue YET AGAIN about Dorit being late or asking for a different glass. Seriously, this is all the drama these women can muster? Give me drunk Kim Richards and her attack dog from hell! Give me Sad Skeleton Taylor whatsherface! Give me Alison DuBois! Anything but this boring ass…

Luann was just chilling there being cool, while the rest of them ran around screaming like fucking uncool idiots.

I will fucking open a vein if Sonja is gone.

I don’t know who this Leslie Nielsen is, but I thought that Enrico Pallazzo guy was pretty good considering he was trying to stop an assassination attempt.

When I read the headline, I was gleefully anticipating a story about an entire family aiming farts at each other or something similar. You know, like a food fight but with farts. I am disappointed.

Mona is irrelevant.

Ahem..Lindsay? You may want to rethink this strategy.

Julianna is boss. Her wig is not, unfortunately.

She Felicity-Season-Two’d herself.

I need it framed and hung immediately next to a looping GIF of Foles catching a TD on nearly the exact same play call, set to loop in time with one another. God that would be like cocaine every time I looked at my wall.

This episode reminded me of the a line from a R. Bloom song last summer: “How much boob is too much boob?” Her dress necklines have gone from a pleasant diversion to a distraction. Watching a serious heartfelt scene... very emotional... oh wow, look at that cleavage! No no no! Don’t look, must pay attention to the…

I love the show, and this episode, but I really wish Paula’s story would have been less about her learning to be nicer and more about how women in authority inevitably get labeled bitches for having standards.

Excuse me R0n1n, but I think you’ve mistaken Justin Timberlake for the great JC CHASEZ. UH DUH.

As a looooongtime ‘Nsync fan, it was actually JC Chasez who sang on Bring It All to Me, not Justin Timberlake. And yes I’m ashamed that I know that.

Passion 2: Electric Boogaloo

Trader Joe’s carries a Lambrusco for like $5 and it’s pretty good. My household has been drinking it for years.

If they really wanted to embrace change, then I think they missed a great opportunity.

People who are awesome and enjoy things that are good, obviously.

So they’re taking Nic Cages face off and putting it onto another actor’s... They should make a movie about this.