I would gently encourage you to read the literature - there’s lots of it, much of it widely available - about the importance of stories for children, the lifelong effect they can have, and why millennials in particular have clung to their childhood stories in a way that makes a great deal of psychological sense.

I guess I have the cultural sophistication of a little baby then, because I think they are fun reads 

“dense fucking cabbage” is my new favorite phrase

Is it possible to fit all of this on a t-shirt?  If so, I’ll take three dozen.

Another classic example of “Since I made an assload of money doing one thing, anything I say or do should be considered right.”

Well, if it’s even mildly astute, Jezebel will find a way to lambast it.

Here’s the actual quote:

God forbid we include context. No, he must be cancelled because there is no possible way he could have been saying something deeper than one out-of-context sentence pulled from a speech.

Well it's interesting how the entire message changes when you have all the info.  

Sigh..the full biden quote:

How many times do you think Hannity hooked up with Earhardt before he realized he wasn’t suddenly having amazing luck at bedding random blondes from the office, but was, in fact, in a relationship?

“Why didn’t Refinery29 leave this essay up for transparency’s sake and live with their mistake?”

As his location edged closer on my phone, I spotted his big, blue eyes in the crowd and his sign above his head. Be still my beating heart.

Basically minus the Biden accusation, Reade is Jezebel's working definition of a Karen. 

Damn. You nailed it. She’s a narcissist. I was thinking of her as a toxic liar but you read her exactly right.

If we were all trying to decide if we want Tara Reade in our personal lives based on what we know about her, most of us would have no problem saying, “Nah. Girl is trouble.” But, because she’s an alleged…

You mean a nice car they can use to get to work, take their children to school, go get groceries, go to doctor appointments? Yes! Let’s compare a nice car to a horse because they’re totally the same thing.

Rinse, repeat. This is 2016 all over again. Anyone who had Bernie Bro friends on Facebook back then (i.e. everyone posting here) knows that the Bros bit even harder on the Hillary conspiracy theories than the right wing did. For the obvious reason: the target of those lies wasn’t people on the right, who were already…

Try harder, try hard. I’m saying that this particular person was not impoverished not that no white people are poor. It’s insulting to anyone who is or has been in poverty. Like, actually infuriating. Tara Reade’s life has been drenched in privilege. She got to act as an “expert witness” without one person checking…

I swear this dead horse will come back to life if I just beat it a couple more times. 

Poverty?! She was in poverty?!?! This is some White nonsense. I’ll see myself out.