Sounds like the Eagles front office heard that the only way to get head is to own a Kiko Alonso jersey.

Oh boy. I wonder if this might give people a reason to hate Duke.

This is just one of many sick burns Azalea's been afflicted with as a result of having sex with Nick Young.

"Stacking up"? Sale breaking his foot is the only injury of note so far, unless you count Minnie Minoso dying from being 150 years old as an injury.

"This team's never been tighter." - Seabrook

Eddie Murphy on Richard Pryor about Bill Cosby.

That was really pretty.

A word of caution, passers-by: You're not just taking a selfie with Gronk. You're taking a selfie with everyone he's ever taken a selfie with in the past.

Is it ok to like Gronk? At least he has some personality and seems to enjoy what he's doing. And as far as we know, he hasn't raped/beaten/killed anyone, so that's probably good from an NFL PR standpoint.

A Gronk reality show would be ten times better than any other reality show on TV.

HOT TAEK ME TO CHURCH

Of course, he doesn't need one, does he?

"Actually, analytics refers to a type of bug that lives in your butt."

"Just copulated with the lightly hirsute Edelman. Earlier at the bacchanalia, he displayed his abdominal brawn to the hoi polloi. Quelle horreur! (of course I mean that ironically) "

I keep wanting to hate Jimmy Fallon...but he keeps doing things I like. It's kind of surprising how much better he's made The Tonight Show.

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

I assume he was "up for whatever."