If you sell a ton of Mary Kay Cabot, is the car orange or pink?

He's just working on his 12 step drop.

Like any good drunk, he waited till the day AFTER the Super Bowl to do this.

Why do you routinely insist on clouding the issues with facts, sir? You are obviously unfamiliar with Kinja, and politics.

Lynch-gate? Wilson-gate? Never happen. There is already a Gates monopoly in town.

gifs aside, here, this is evidence to the 'um it's about class now, not race' people.

I realize it's not related to soccer, but this was the other goal that came to mind when I saw this. In the sense of that you say "oh my God" about five times and then you finish

That kitten is definitely going to eat a duck. Just give it time.

That's NOT the main message of that movie?!

As a person who got into a weird twitter fight with this lady over her watching 12 years a slave and it causing her to think about how mean people were being to Macklemore, I can attest that she is the goddamn worst.

You know what? All of a sudden I don't care if Kyle MacLachlan does end up solving her murder.

oh my god

Brb pitching that RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

An all male Sex and the City sounds totally rad! You should totally pitch that to Hollywood, the tag line could be 'putting the man back in mani pedi!

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

My goodness. I don't think this is what the woman had in mind when she asked for a seat with a good view of the rim.

A friend of mine went to UGA, and claims Matt Stafford spilled an entire pitcher of beer on her at a party. He apparently tried to calm her down by explaining "Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm Matt Stafford." Then he walked away.

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