You are very good at jokes.

Mondays, amirite?

Burneko, you always know just what to say.

Rizzo third is the kind of boldness that suggests you, Leslie, will be chosen to be one our civilization’s leaders after the apocalypse. Leaving Beaker outside the top 10, however, suggests we’re going to revolt against you shortly thereafter.

I'm so disappointed in Chuck. That guy used to be my role model.

This is priceless; rookie_mistake FTW!

My favourite player is, apparently, a Cleveland Brown. I am agog.

Sacramento's season, now:

From that same Orange County Register piece:

I was trying to think of a joke, but I can't. And won't. This is fucking delightful.

Rockets fans are like, "pfft, we already do this with Harden."

+1

I'll take that bet.

PREDICTION: Suh breaks Newton's ailing rib(s).