Vengeful ex-girlfriend, and I am MISUNDERSTOOD are missing. Also, God.

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I'm not surprised that a couple of guys who are into fantasy sports also enjoy pretending to fight each other.

When reached for comment, Joe Maddon said, "I don't regret the time I spent with the ugliest dome in all of sports. And Tropicana Field wasn't all that bad, either."

I've seen substitutes go much further. Kirk Cousins actually fucked his team.

Well... When you play with 12 men and make a big deal about it, you're probably gonna get penalized... Jackasses

This DeMarcus Ware Sack Is The Slickest Play Of The Year

Pretty good Katie, but the '86 Mets were able to put down 6 beers and an entire 8 ball with just 1 Straw.

.@Amareisreal says he's been doing the red wine bath for about 6-8 months. #Knicks

You guys don't understand...French military posturing is always a prelude to capitulation and ridicule.

Sorry, Barry, but it's the NFL. Nothing brings back memories.

I think I found Kershaw's problem - per ESPN, he was only giving 108% of his pitches in the NLDS. Gotta give that last 2%!

On Gawker this morning they mentioned that he also wrote a book called Rag Doll. Here's the summary on Amazon:

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Molina must have pushed the umpire "the right way".

Cardinals fans think he didn't show enough respect for the backflip. Didn't do it the right way.

All real men know if you really believe something, you should make sure you support it anonymously in a letter.

Did Abdullah learn any lessons? "Stop before you drop."

I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.