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"Yup...these are my overlords."

Wow, how blunt of her.

Shead: Elizabeth, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This team has meant so much to me, to us, so I wanted to ask you the question here. Will you...will you let me be your 12th man?

Side judge looking to see if he sank it.

I'm guessing he just thought it was a fan with a jersey on, as he didn't know who Austin Davis is either.

Who can blame Jeter for asking someone else to be the one who sucks ass for once?

My favorite part of the song in the clip above are these lyrics:

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

Hardwick's story is great. He walked on as a junior at Purdue the year after Brees lead them to the Rose Bowl. He hadn't played football since 9th grade. He told the defensive line coaches he played linebacker and told the linebacker coaches he played defensive line to cover for the fact he knew little about

Jeter's Inbox:

I fucking love Katie Nolan.

You know this guy recently died, right? Have some respect.

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

-Go through all of the trouble making this.

Well, that changes everything!

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

A) What the fuck. You can practically see him stamping his feet via text message.