Looks like Alex Smith isn't the only one who got a buttload up front.

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

Most ex-NFLers don't get to experience their senior years either .

Juxtapose (April 11)

The Detroit-Oakland arms race is real and spectacular.

This is great, and terrifying.

After reaching first base, Pujols fired an imaginary arrow at Hamilton, which struck him in the chest and put him on the 60 day DL

Sculptor: [Sets out to build Mount Rusmore of Specious Analogy]

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

This just reinforces what I've always said about Brett Favre not belonging in the Hall of Fame.

And what, pray tell, could he have been doing during this 2 hour (at max) photoshoot that would have impacted his team? This idea that "URGRGRGR if your not living the sport 24/7 your a joke!" bullshit has got to stop.

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.

If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

It's a tough road. Only two others have been born with that condition, and one's dead. Let's just hope he can make the Jump Jump to the NBA smoothly.

It's only a matter of time before one of these celebrations turns ugly and someone gets Powerade in their mouth.

"And I saw the Four Horsemen of the Comment Apocalypse, and they said in unison unto me: 'Beware the false idol Kinja and her wily ways.' And I, for my part, took up my mobile device and screeched, 'EVEN NATIVE AMERICANS DON'T THINK THE NAME IS OFFENSIVE!' and lo, the Angel Snyder smiled down on me, well pleased."

Luckily, there is no risk of punching himself out.