Go ahead, assholes. Tell us again how "only white people and like seven Indians" care about this issue.

I don't understand why anyone ever reports anything that you specifically aren't interested in.

It's like Hunter couldn't believe both of his i's.

In it's defense, the NFL says that they told the players everything but that they probably just forgot.

Looks like Tom has done some googling as well... And by that I mean it looks like he masturbated a lot as a teenager.

"Hi, yes, my name is Darren Rovell, and I'm concerned that one of your writers, a Mr. J Swift, implores me to eat newborn infants. This is quite troubling, and I advise disciplinary measures posthaste."

This is unquestionably the first time I've ever been accused of being short-winded.

Huh?

The study now has the fourth-best QB Rating in Browns history.

The $100,000 is nothing compared to the millions the Browns have spent trying to find the worst QB.

He and Jamie Moyer played AA ball together.

Well that's different. Usually Nationals' managers are involved in train wrecks.

Let's all use Rovell's email address wisely.

Nothing new. Complete lack of hustle by Cano when getting out of the box.

The yinz and yang of being a star Pittsburgh.

If only there were some broad cultural stereotypes of Poles that we could draw on for cheap laughs...

King Comments On Sterling, Silver

"There is no room for Donald Sterling in our organization"

As with anything involving Stephenson and Turner, less than 40% of the shots actually connected.