My brother used to be a hockey player, but now he shifts on line and makes $7,268 for 1 second of work.

Perfect timing with "He can't wait to interact with the kids."

In trying to determine who drew a dick on their new mascot, the team immediately ruled out ex-manager Dusty Baker, as that would require him to use his pen.

Cubs Intern: Ummm Mr. Green, I think there is something you need to see.

In case anybody thought he didn't deserve horrible things done to him.

You son of a bitch.

By Sam Woolley

But it's already in a Cubs jersey.

I want to see his cousin, Addison, the 25 year old trust fund bear with a minor cocaine problem and no job.

Typical NBA. Everyone around is him getting major contact, but the star ends up whining about being hacked while he's travelling.

No. You're bad at analogies.

bbwaa@aol.com

Tom Glavine pitched to Barry Bonds a couple times. Disgraceful to elect someone who associated with known PED users.