Jerry Sandusky. Jerry Sandusky will think of the children.

It's a pigment of their imagination.

+1

Even so....not bad for a punter to avoid taking the sack.

Yeah, okay... Let's all just ignore Adam Vinatieri's fashion-forward sweater/towel combo.

That's Austin Powers level cell phone placement.

Because midwesterners are fat!

I wouldn't worry too much about the hardy Midwesterners that'll be attending this game. I'm sure they'll be heavily insulated by massive amounts of excess padding, plus whatever jackets and other clothes they'll be wearing.

CHRIS KLUWE MURDERED LENNAY KEKUA!

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

Cheerlead for shitty corporate thought. Internalise it. Fill your utterly vacant mind and ego with a fucking logo and then jump off a goddamned building, you fucking waste of existence.

I sincerely hope the end result of this article being published is Priefer being unemployable as an NFL coach.

"All this talking & texting, he NEVER mentioned a girlfriend."

Hockey is suffering from the same problem. Bigger, faster, stronger players, same sized playing field/surface.

Megatorn.

McDonald's would have sold more, but every time Flacco went in to get a six piece, he stalled out and settled for three.

South Carolina Cock Games.

"Chemistry is not about liking each other"

Man, that's fantastic. Visualizing the Browns as a whirlpool of feces is genius.