moments later, Loyd turned around and Ndiaye was assessed a flagrant 2.

I'm not a coach, but it seems pretty stupid to put your offensive strategy right on your jersey.

Jimmy John's Founder: Dude, Brock, I have to ask. What's with the pants?

It's a clever homage to the fact that most people who eat at Jimmy John's are high/wasted.

But if they catch him they'll have to cut off his skin and clean his guts out before consuming him.

Nintendo pioneered this shit.

Like his tie, Sammy's Hall of Fame push came up just a little short.

I tell you, they might never let Sammy into the Hall of Fame, but he's getting closer and closer to being allowed into a country club.

"Tucker, Kicker, Conqueror"

As a Giants fan, I love that this is the guy who is keeping Tom Brady from being universally regarded as the GOAT QB. 2 drives to prevent 5 rings and a perfect season.

though we wouldn't be shocked if the league office gives Garvin a call

Nice to see Peter Carroll helping people get free cars again.

"[Jay Z] got him a big raise, but he got him an extra 30-day vacation—and it's called October. Say, you know what's great in October? Chief Lucky Rabbit Foot's Casino and Resort on Durango Drive just minutes from the Strip! It's desert painted turtle mating season and Mondays through Fridays seniors can get 50% off…

I'm a Mariners fan, so I'm seriously offended by Pete Rose's stupid comment. He really should learn to think before he runs his stupid mouth.

Other Theories Chester Has

Eli: (sends picture)

This was the crowning glory of my completely f*&%$ up wedding gift list.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

The outrage is understandable given Croatia's chequered history.

A pro Nazi? You mean I could be getting paid for that?