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ColMustardintheLibrarywithaCandlestick
colmustardinthelibrarywithacandlestick

Of course you’re off to a terrible start. Look at that licence plate!

“Shut it down. Shut it all down.”

Dying hospice patients often cannot tolerate fully liquid water and so are given thickened water, which can be much easier to swallow.

“I don’t think the officers are relevant...

Or the time I took a Thunderbird in to a Lincoln service department for a pre-purchase inspection. They told me the suspension and air conditioning were both badly hosed and would need $7,000 to put right. The car drove great with ice-cold air so I went elsewhere for a second opinion. A local garage checked it over

My wife took her car into the dealership to see about getting a new battery. Only the second replacement battery in 17 years, but they wanted over $400 to replace it.

edit: Picture kinja’d.

All that money for a fancy-shmancy and short lifespan display screen, and I’ll bet they didn’t spend a dime on turning that little front door windowpane into an opening vent or the similar pane on the rear doors.

Godspeed, Ryu. Requiescat in pace.

tl;dr

“I lived my whole life in Michigan.”

And Chinese people in the West wonder why people are upset with them ...

“Do you live in NY? If not, it’s not your taxes, why do you care? Maybe STFU.”

At last! A professional writer.

“Zeekr” is not a premium name. It sounds like the name of a child’s toy.

“I haven’t seen a single post on Jalopnik about other cars locked to Tesla Superchargers.”

The United States of America is a class-based society. The money class, and everyone else.

How about the worst intersection name? In Saskatoon, Saskatchewan there is a intersection called Rusholme and P, right by Leif Erickson Park. Worse would be P and Rusholme, I suppose.

Jesus Saves. But Moses invests.

Hat. Chain. Tattoo. What a loser!