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ColMustardintheLibrarywithaCandlestick
colmustardinthelibrarywithacandlestick
Sep 17
5

That’s why over time most of the writers eventually go to larger publishers. Read more

Sep 10
5

Don’t do that to him! Free boats are never free!

Sep 8
43

Shilling really is the biggest hack on Jalopnik.

Sep 1
23

They vote in an equally limp-dicked, gas bag for president.

Aug 26
1

This contract is predicated on union auto workers showing up to work. Read more

Aug 22
39

They aren’t called “World of Social Responsibility” are they?

Aug 10
167

They could merge it into Cadillac pretty easily under the new naming scheme; just call it “Buiq.”

Aug 5
2

Getting a line of credit and declaring bankruptcy are drastically different events.

Aug 3
4

Pretty sure America is Canada’s pants. Just look at Florida.

Jul 23
249

thanks for the nightmare fuel

Jul 23
36

This. It’s almost a unicorn. It’s exactly what you should have. Dump something else. Rent space in a storage yard. Don’t let this one get away.

Jul 16
105

If Stellantis isn’t right for you, ask your doctor about Celestiq.

Jul 14
152

Counterpoint... maybe we need to talk less about Elon Musk. Read more

Jul 9
139

The Sasquatch Package is the one you’ll hear about, but never actually find it.