“Buy a VW!”

Can I get an Amen, brother?

“... every couple weeks I need to pull the lower bins and get the 3/8” (10mm for you canckistanis) thick sheet of ice out.”

The video sucks. No scenes of the boat in operation. All smoke ‘n’ mirrors!

“That doesn’t make ICE or the Police a terror organization.”

“That’s what they’re good at.”

1st Gear: “GM “designed these drive units simultaneously with a full gambit of electric vehicles that fill out our portfolio,” Kwiatkowski told Reuters in an interview last week.”

“Just the good ol’ boys
Never meanin’ no harm.
Beats all you never saw.
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born.”

“... giant underdressed engines...”

“... the hard-won lifesaving cache seat belts built up... “

It looks like the BMW Edsel went a little too far.

“She fell into a comma last week...”

You forgot Bozo, the 45th.

It will be interesting to read Peter DeLorenzo’s (the AutoExtremist) take on Farley’s promotion. In the past, AE has been extremely vocal about Farley’s lack of virtues as an executive and a leader.

Shucks!

“Casey’s pizza is the shit.”

Why the fuck would this be cross-posted to Jalopnik? Nobody there gives a shit about this.

“Eat shit. Production design introduced in 2009.”

Continuing on the Pontiac theme, Space Force will fly something like this.

“If you’re driving a shared vehicle, prep it for the next driver by turning on blower to full, all accessories on, radio on full volume, wipers on turbo speed.”