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I like the new Mustangs but this one reminds me of an angry catfish.

This El Camino SS takes me back to my ‘79, black with red lower body. It was a rare 4-on-the-floor, and was equipped with bucket seats, short console, and rally gauge pack. Rally wheels, too.

Aluminum is like 8% of the earth’s crust or something...

I think of Drumpf more as a Russian ‘Agent Orange’.

Couldn’t one argue Ford haven’t actually used the Model E name?

“That llama really makes those leggings look good,” ..... are all sentences that no one has said before

This is like saying Vodka is responsible for a larger portion of drinking and driving than Whisky.

... when they’re totally cavalier about something so dangerous.

... the heavier it is, the more it’s affected by gravity, the faster it falls.

And when it’s not hailing, you can stop at the beach with it.

Everyone wants more cops on the street.

This cop is a true hero, though.

Telex is the best way to go.

we are hardly selling any 40K+ Rangers

Blaming Trump is the first answer for the Gawker family

I bought a 2014 Audi S6 recently that came with Cosmo Mucho Macho tires on it. It appears no one has ever heard of them but perhaps someone here has? I’m guessing they’re low quality but they appear near-new.

That’s another thing, though—why the fuck did baby seats get so goddamn enormous?

derp

Face the inevitable consequences of our SUV apocalypse!

Some photo captions would have helped a lot.