In terms of security: I have nest cams...

That’s not just any Yotato. It’s the coveted 2.0VVT-i edition!

Is stupidity and/or ignorance a legitimate excuse for committing a crime now?

Very noice. Much jelly.

Or Ford shit, rounding the 4.9 liter 302 V8 to 5.0 liters because.......?

Torch, you have jumped the shark.

Nice Nithe Fithker.

I daily an ‘02 Thunderbird and it’s a great cruiser. Based on the Lincoln LS/Jaguar S-type sedans of the era, it has IRS and a small displacement-high compression V8. The lack of a manual transmission is the only flaw I would change.

Nutt’n, whassa matta wi’ yoo? /laughtrack

The Model T only came in one color though.

Environment Canada said 3 more weeks of full on winter, we will have snow up to mid April.

... whatever that Kraft parmesan in the plastic cylinder is.

This doesn’t seem to be the Kennedy 1961 Lincoln.

... my Christmas tree air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror.

“I saw a BMW driver use his turn signal once”

This is not racing; it’s gerry-mandering.

... I actually owe less than what I owe on it.

What the hale are “bales of hale”?

All of them have two teeth, some more than others.

White fragility is a real thing exhibit 1 million.