One word: Flooble crank.

... Ford’s racism and anti-semitism...

And hey, how about torque? Should I care? Let’s talk about abstracted quantitative measurements.

Yup, I’m a metric guy and I think it would be stupid easy for the US to switch over completely within a decade.

There are hoops through which you must jump, but you should be able to import a Canadian spec car if it is “substantially similar” to the US spec. Totally not worth it for the price of some heated seats, but it can be done.

I wonder if they could get that kid who played Han Solo in Solo in this Solo, solo. 

What is that dinosaur doing to the building?

I’m half Canadian and I’m mad as Heck

Though I do wish there was a No Stuf option.

... how many lives has he ruined as president.

... one of those things his refined pallet looks for.

No regular cab, no want.

There was NEVER a Ford Galaxy.

The Galaxie was the badass sedan that also brought us the Thunderbolt.

Dalmatians are freaking garbage dogs. Nothing good comes from that kind of inbreeding.

Can we start treating “unsecured pet in vehicle” the same way we treat drunk drivers?

Pot, meet kettle.

Holey F*ck!

Is that coffee and some feces for breakfast?

Just what no-one was looking for, a car/van uglier than a Pontiac Aztek.