A Canadian naval officer told me his preferred method involved opening the can of polish, lighting the polish on fire, drizzle the melted polish onto the footwear in question, rub in the polish and let dry. Then buff. The shine is amazeballs.

Drug house close by.

I’ve heard that shoes over the power lines indicates a drug house in the immediate area. True? I dunno.

Probably rockin’ a man-bun too.

Touch screen controls in lieu of buttons/knobs/etc.

As a kid, we had an International Harvester commercial-quality upright freezer in the basement. It never required any repairs. Period. Long live Cornbinders!

It beats being called Blanket like Michael Jaxson’s (couldn’t resist) kid.

99% of present-day “supercars/exotics” are really, really ugly and, therefore, not worthy of aspiration. That includes Corvettes over the past 50 years.

“grabbed dong” sounds kinda fun, if you do it right.

If you’re talking about American wealth, the Venn diagram would nearly be a perfect circle.

The whole effing ticket was bogus. The cop dated it November 2017 according to the picture I saw.

A galaxy of stars for you. And Ruby’s.

Salt and Vinegar chips, please. Preferably Old Dutch brand.

no tire kickers.

Jesus, Andrew, it’s spelled “you’re”. Get a grip, man!

“but think about all that sweet sweet toque and 0-60 times”

Yeah, don’t stink up a customer’s car. Fast food stink lasts for days; weeks if it’s McDonalds.

Hopefully he didn’t blow a seal on that front strut.

“Curious, if someone pays $15k over msrp, then writes a car off, what does insurance pay out?”

Around here, they’re called “scratch ‘n’ lose” tickets.