“America is not a violent country.”

...America is an overly violent country...

How old are you? Four?

Actually, Ms. Windsor prefers Betty to Liz.

Based on their shitty programming, I thought NBC stood for No Bowel Control.

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey. The whey is the water in the cheese.

Cheese curds. Very tasty. The fresher, the better.

Orange soda + root beer = Swamp Juice. Yummy!

Spin and win! The ol’ Danny Sullivan move, no longer patented.

Inanimate. That explains its slow pace.

Nope. Exactly wrong. Celebrate the ‘Muricaness.

Why, in God’s name, would you use a filter wrench to put a filter on? They’re only for filter removal!

Even cheaper natural gas too.

We’ve always called them “hot water tanks”. No redundancy necessary.

...but can’t spell. 8~)

A constellation of stars for you!

Motor balls. Sure, that’s the ticket.

Pure cathouse.

Isn’t it called RACER Trust? “Old GM” sounds sensible but the trust was never named that AFAIK.

Yes, but not cooked! Putting anchovies on after cooking is the cat’s ass.