So, Kornheiser was on Monday Night Football for a while. I thought maybe that was just a bad dream we all had at the same time.

Everyone please be very chill and elegant while on the court. Here is a picture of Steph Curry sleeping. Here is a picture of Steph Curry wearing a tuxedo and sitting on a float in a pool. Here is a picture of Steph Curry sinking a contested three from 30 feet. Notice how in all three photos he is relaxed, very chill,…

Kornhole was one of the things that made MNF absolutely insufferable for years and as bad as I hate Gruden, Kornhole was much much worse. He is nails on chalkboard irritating to hear.

We’re done here, thanks.

but he’s just playing hard as hell, laying it all on the line for his team

They need to go “nad-for-a-nad” Hammurabi code shit. If you whack someone in the junk, even accidental, they get a chance to whack you as well. They can go full on “Shattered Dreams” as well. No holding back.

“Kornheiser didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment made through WTEM management.”

Needs more Tom Selleck.

This is my favorite disclosure I have ever seen, and it should be worn as a badge of honor.

Ouch that’s gotta sting.

I’m in my 30's and remember playing a Call of Duty game with my nephew and niece ages 11 and 9 at the time. They lit me the fuck up and that’s when I knew I was officially old. Little bastards.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Know Shit About the Bay Area

*and can it be upgraded to vibrate? Also asking for your friend.

Howard Ends, Ranked

So to clarify, we can ONLY use this on cats? Asking for a friend.

Not okay Toulouse - stick with the Pre-Impressionists

A Trump rally?

“I can touch my toes!”

I thought bears usually try their best to avoid being exposed to the light. I guess those are just the Baylor ones.