La Liga is basically a theater to make sure El Clasico happens at least twice a year and the two big clubs get enough match fitness for the Champions League - the TV money distribution reflects this intent.

Houston event checklist:

This is 1000% truth. The first time I ever went to Dallas to visit my sister, I was horrified - not just by other drivers, but by the way SHE drove. The fact that she listened solely to Christian rock in the car only added a Lynchian note of terror to every death-defying ride.

Have you seen the formatting of the new kinja? If I hit the enter key the first paragraph I write becomes the second paragraph. I mailed it in on that one. I'm in posting purgatory and didn't expect anyone to notice so I just kind of rambled.

This is good kinja

Megaweapon!

Good thing Dick Jauron wasn’t on the panel

This is probably the only shot from today’s draft that didn’t have 15,000 Marines or a bunch of youth league players who ain’t afraid of no concussions behind them.

Have we reached peak “wise-guy” for the comments yet?

And in 90% of the cases, lifted directly from Twitter.

Gutted that my season is over. Shouldn’t have reacted like I did. Will learn from this and come back stronger.

You had me at “laudanum”, but you really sealed the deal with “topaz mermaid city”. If I could sing that would be the name of my debut album.

And he married someone who resembles his daughter.

.......I’m convinced Melania is a Stepford Droid.....

Hey, 19th Century Freudian psychiatrist here. This is a classic case of Electra complex. I recommend a tincture of laudanum, sometime before the Cleveland convention.

so in this case its true, girls marry man who resemble their father, right?

The commentating has been amazing. They know just when to speak and when to let the crowd come through. It’s been a pleasure. And it’s been a sort of jealousy since my favorite league, the Bundesliga, has been given shit treatment by FOX.

Seeing Danny Welbeck referred to as “Welbz” might be one of the most infuriating Kinjas I’ve ever read.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.