Neither Pirlo nor Giovinco can be accurately described as “snubs.” Giovinco would, at best, be a solid 75' sub. Their playing in the MLS is the effect rather than the cause. Pirlo, while I would watch him play till he's 50, is old and wooden and his comments on MLS are dumb (though surely orgasm-inducing for a certain…

Claiming that the Sanders campaign isn't organized at a deeply grassroots level is laughable. Your argument is basically "you haven't paid your dues."

“Working within the system to affect change.”

Thirty years in Congress futilely attempting this reveals "working within the system" to be the empty talking point that it is.

Ya. Saying it's like a pro team playing with a bunch of college teams is a good analogy.

Fair enough. Hyperbole aside, Barca won La Liga, and water is wet. They've won 24 of them. Between them and Madrid, there are 56 titles in 87 years of competition.

The best league in the world? Are you out of your fucking mind?? La Liga is perennially THE most top-heavy league in the world. It is three clubs and a bunch of also-rans. But that’s not even the dumbest thing about this slobbering Barca paean. No, that would be where you pretend that Barca winning La Liga is a…

Looks like Mrs. Magary got a little carried away at that Kohl's two-for-one. That or that shirt was somehow cool in college.

Lololol. Thanks.

I guess no one was armed? If any had been, someone would be dead.

R.I.P. City

I believe "footy" refers to Australian Rules Football, does it not?

True about the clueless/privilege part, but sometimes we should applaud and not mock people for personal growth.

That is the worst thing he's ever done and it's not even close, and that movie was HEINOUS.

He just doesn't have the comedic chops to host. Feel the same about Trevor Noah.

Ya Susan Sarandon is TOTALLY representative of your average Bernie supporter.

It seems the quickest way to do this, unfortunately, is through tedious puns and jokes that would be nothing other than annoying in person.

Ya, everybody's reminding you of the obvious, that inane, vapid morning shows are in the boring-as-hell entertainment business and not the journalism business. But this is fucking putrid. I want to throw up.

Good point. But I could easily see him being a goal poacher for a couple years at a bigger club, kinda like Torres.

I imagine they'll get picked apart over the next couple years. Vardy gone, Mahrez gone, maybe Okazaki and definitely Schlupp. Possibly Ulloa. In other words, the heart of the club.

Not exactly. Certainly not to the absurd level of PSG in Ligue 1. Bundesliga is just competitive enough to be compelling. For me at least.