Corrupt Latin and South American legal systems have never had qualms about locking tourists up, and then milking them dry financially while extracting a metaphorical pound of flesh. It’s going to be interesting watching that institution butt heads with an IOC that is desperately trying to have the legacy of these…

Of course, it varies from state to state, so some states may define things differently. But as a general rule, accidental theft isn’t theft, and by reaching a high enough level of intoxication you can get yourself into the range of, essential, accidental theft.

I can speak a little to this, as a DV survivor. My ex and I had many mutual friends. After the incident happened, a lot of those mutual friends sided with him, for dubious reasons. Over time, I actually came to hate them more than I hated him. Oh, trust me, I hated him too. But them... It’s hard to explain, but I…

A lot of people on Jezebel love to criticize me for not being an avid Hillary supporter. I will vote for her because she isn't Trump, that doesn't mean she was my first choice. But the reason I don't trust her is that she always seemed willing to let other women's lives be destroyed by her husband so she could advance…

A girl that lived on my street was hanging out with a friend and was complaining that the trigger of her gun was sticking she then spun the gun around on her finger then pointed it at her head and the weapon discharged. She didn’t respect the weapon and was killed by her own carelessness.

The slight modification I learned to Rule 1 is “all guns are always loaded, unless you have checked and double checked FOR YOURSELF that it is not.” I’m guessing that the officer relied on the word of someone else that the gun was unloaded. It’s that persons’ fault as well, but also the officer’s fault for not…

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

I have a feeling this story is going to end with new Lucy having some kind of “accident” and old Lucy will be in her place.

Well, I asked him once how he knew he first loved me and he said “I’d kill for you.” He was weird like that, so I didn’t take it too seriously. What bothered me more was that he watched the Eric Garner video and remarked “I don’t think he should have been killed, but I see why the cop acted like he did.”

You fell for the wrong guy and wanted to believe he was truthful. He sounds like a psychopath, selfish, self-centred, and cruel. Neither you nor his wife deserved to be treated like that. Look after yourself, take the time you need to heal, and remember that one day you’ll wonder what you ever saw in him.

I am so sorry. I hope this is the first and last time you will ever have to deal with gaslighting.

I’m trying to be gentle ... but I think you know the explanation. His wife caught him in yet another web of lies, and he’s freaked out about destroying his marriage. Even though he already did. His wife probably banned him from talking with you or texting you. (Please, please, please do not reach out to his wife…

It's actually a podcast- two women talk about their obsessions with murders and not getting murdered. It's very funny.

I used to live near the intersection of Cumming St & Seaman Ave. On the corner? ...a church.

Well, that’s the nature of cinematic baddies, isn’t it. They won’t die, even when they really deserve to, and their revenge is always motive-less and sort of sour grapes-y and fails to stand up to scrutiny. Except for Candyman. He was legitimately wronged.

Yeah something about Wiener in the empty theater with a weird smirk gives me the willies too

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Right, quit your granolabragging and/or stick a larabar in it, park your well-developed keister in front of the nearest video, and start with a few otherwise unsung L’Englund specials: I suggest Mangler if you want Ted Levine as your hero, Eaten Alive if you want to hear about bumfucking, or his bastardized Phantom if…

The real question though is whether Carlos Danger will come out of retirement.