LoL cuddle

Yeah he cleaned the whole house.

I’m going to say yes-in that it’s a narcotic. And drinking to excess isn’t advisable while breastfeeding either. People drinking responsibly are able to control their milk supply/safety but if someone was binge drinking on a regular basis while breast feeding-it would also be considered abusive and wildly…

Is that something we should worry about? I literally put EVERYTHING into my search history. Like “how long would it take for someone to die if you cut their hands and feet off” but like...I just started watching “slasher” and was CURIOUS-how much cocaine can you do and breastfeed seems like a totally normal thing to…

Not trying to be crass or ignorant right now, but what is the wait time on cocaine use and breastfeeding?

I’m a long time out of college but my parents advice would have been “do better at another school and transfer”

“Retirement weather” = no snow/ice.

I know, I know, but Armageddon waits for no one.

Yeah, I grew up telling everyone and their dog that I was part Indian because my father whom I hadn’t seen since I was 4 was supposedly part Native American. I couldn’t for the life of me have told you which tribe. I stopped that shit when we started being more culturally sensitive, but I genuinely wouldn’t have seen…

One of these days our eyes will meet...

To me it sounds like a cheery English nickname for breakfast. Nigel! Colin! Come downstairs for brexit!

It’s some kind of freaky Friday switch isn’t it??

she’s at the top of my husbands celebrity list. I don’t get it, she’s pretty but she just seems so vanilla to me.

When I had to take ambien I had to start putting my phone in another room. One night I was texting my gf who was downstairs watching tv with some friends that bats were in the bedroom attacking me. I woke up to about 200 pictures of blank walls I took in the dark of “the bats” and some weird Instagram posts. That's…

This is pretty ridiculous, but nothing beats the city official who had a bus driver dressed up as an old lady for her press conference.

Well the next shitty Adam Sandler Netflix movie just wrote itself.

I'm glad they checked the facts behind this photo! Otherwise they may have taken down a perfectly legitimate image of a bleeding, murdered nude woman.

Jenny Slate dating Chris Evans makes me so happy for both of them. Like, get it girl.