I really would not be down with that thing staring down at me during sex. Or over breakfast. Or at the beach. Or literally ever.

What the F is the possessed baby tattoo on his shoulder?

I mean, he looks good, but I feel like for 195k you should be Zac Efron jacked.

I’ve actually seen this sculpture up close and in person, and I can vouch for the fact that it is indeed creepy AF. It’s gorgeously executed, which makes it even more disturbing - even up close, it is insanely lifelike. I am having the hardest time understanding what possible scenario some rich fucker has to have in…

And let’s not forget Marc Quinn, who sculpted at least one self-portrait bust out of his own frozen blood. This particular one was sold to Charles Saatchi, and looks like it may come to a bad end.

For the longest time, I thought I made the whole thing up. That it was some weird dream. Until I discovered it was actually real. People made this.

“Hitler takes in the Eiffel Tower.”

For some reason, it reminds me of that creepy claymation movie with Mark Twain I saw as a kid. There was the devil and Adam and Eve. It was way out there.

The art world doesn’t surprise me anymore. I remember the artist who produced 90 cans of his own feces and sold them. They have gone up in value for some reason. Then, there is the guy who squirts paint out of his sphincter onto the canvas. And the woman who does the same, but with her vagina.

I can imagine Mel Brooks making this purchase. Then maybe filming him, Flat Stanley like in a multiple of locations. Selling photos of those and donating the proceeds to the Holocaust Museums. Or the Weisel Center.

Sure, but does it clash with the couch?

1.) Wear a fucking helmet, shitheel. Safety first.

Have to disagree with the dealer financing...if I’d taken that on my last car, I’d still be paying it off with a 15% interest rate. My bank gave me a 4% interest rate....so yeah dealer financing hides lots of unsavory crap.

I definitely agree that people go too far. I might be dating myself here, but I knew someone who ran into Val Kilmer in the parking garage of his lawyer’s office as he was going through a divorce. She asked him for his autograph and he wasn’t terribly rude but was a bit brusque and brushed her off without giving her…

A few weeks ago, I read an article by a woman who was a big fan of Matthew Perry. She went to see his play and waited by the stage door to met him. This took hours. When she finally saw him, he rushed past and said he wasn’t signing autographs. She was so disappointed and upset with him. I can understand her feelings…

Dude, you paid for a movie ticket/cable and received a movie/tv show. End of contract.

Our photographer cost $1800 and that was the least expensive professional I could find. My husband didn’t believe me until he started looking for himself. Our dream photographers started at $4000.

Passion Captured is a solid 90's erotic thriller starring Tia Carrere & Billy Warlock.

The thought of ruining my liver such that I couldn’t drink vodka is enough to make me want to live. And drink more vodka.