And he was promptly thumped on the head and arrested for money laundering. 

Thats the “I have introduced myself to the police station and hopefully I wont be shot while unarmed later” face

That’s totally wrong. Fuck allllllllllllll them cops. Keep that money people!

Its a civil, civil asset forfeiture. As soon as the bank can prove the money was not going to be used for illicit purposes then I would gladly return it. You know, the same hoops the police make law abiding citizens jump through.

Apparently the cash-carrying vehicle’s minders “didn’t even know they had lost their money until another driver pulled up next to them and told them,”

- Literally everyone

Finders keepers.  Losers weepers. 

I think cash is something that if you don’t see where it came from it’s kinda like a pair of sunglasses or a wrench in the ditch. Good time not to watch or read news for a couple days to keep one’s personal integrity.

Fuck them cops! Keep that money people!

Alas, local police are being real sticklers about returning what “belongs to the bank” or whatever.

Sure, but when the bank “loses” my deposit, it’s my fault all of a sudden.

Yeah...I found this 10,000 on the side of the road. Good thing I picked up that 9,000 dollars. Who knows what you would do if $8,000 went missing. Damn shame about that $7,000.

I’ve never met anyone that owned one that wasn’t completely happy with it.

There is some serious masochism going on here

Right? A sports car isn’t going to have room for a burly man and a big woman in the passenger seat!

Don’t kink shame.

A Pontiac Vibe? Really? 

Honda Element with a turbo kit.

“I am a 6'7", 350-pound burly guy with a big beard and a love for small cars.”

So it’s one thing that to see a maliciously ignorant mega-narcissist in his twilight years behave like this.