Driven out of Kinja Insanity
colinnekritz
6:46 AM
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Yep. Cars are meant to be enjoyed, not pushed to the corner of a garage or worse, outside under a tarp [shudder] for a “some day.” If he can get it running and handling well enough it wont kill him or someone else, by all means, he should proudly drive it around once he gets it to road-worthy shape, which may not be Read more

10/12/19
4:15 PM
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It’s really sad that at colleges and universities in 2019 there are still dumb kids that think they need to buy their friends just so they can date rape or get date raped to continue a “tradition” that includes nearly dying by alcohol poisoning during or before being beaten in a room, eating shit (literally) or Read more

10/11/19
3:28 PM
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While I, personally, and many would buy the Palisade as it’s a perfectly reasonable if not handsome addition to anyone’s driveway that will do many things remarkably well at literally a third of the price. Read more

10/11/19
1:37 PM
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Totally jelly. While my wife and I have two children to contend with so would probably have to keep the house, we’ve been eying an airstream in pretty good shape that sleeps four and needs next to nothing. Our friend is willing to sell it to us for nearly half of what it should cost (part of a divorce, long story). Read more

10/10/19
2:30 PM
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False. Or I’m guessing by “liberal” you simply mean you didn’t agree with being presented with facts, you’re one of those people who’d prefer to be lied to.

10/9/19
10:24 PM
1

Now now, it’s clear OldKingCole is, in fact, an actual whore. This would explain his smug attitude because, even while we can guess by his behavior he’s a shitty whore, he’s clearly making more turning tricks than if he was driving for Uber or Lyft... this is probably why he’s so smug. Even bad whores like him make Read more

10/9/19
1:44 PM
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Well, you see, when Becky has one of these bad boys at the mall, an automatic is easier to sit and wait for that old man to back out so that she’s three spaces closer to the entrance where if she had a standard she could accidentally stall it taking the clutch out too fast while she’s texting. Read more

10/8/19
8:23 AM
2

Back in the day I wrote two crotch rockets but have seen one of these in person pulling up to a place called The Dinosaur Barbecue in Syracuse (the original one, not the crappy clones after the owner sold out). DinoBBQ in Syracuse attracts a lot of bikers, usually more of the midlife crises dentists who want to be Read more

10/8/19
7:59 AM
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Sorry to disappoint you but the GTI, while great, was not my fave car, that would have been my Audi S6 Avant which was an amazing sleeper though honestly overall slower than a GTI and probably smaller dimensions in the back seat. Read more

10/8/19
7:49 AM
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Totally did. Wouldn’t one want to suspect disbelief they’re the character? Not some tramp-stamp trailer park living methhead crackwhore who just so happens to be wearing Honey Kisaragi garb?