Hell, I had a stack to go through after striking a porcupine while flying a Cessna 172 (4-seat big brother to the 150 there).

“As god is my witness, I thought turkeys porcupines could fly”

Vermont has been against kei trucks for a while, certainly before all of this. The workaround is apparently using a Montana LLC like those supercar guys do.

Is it time to replace the stewardesses with armed security. No more drinks, no more blankets, you all lost that privilege now flights are going to look like high school. You sit in your seat, read a book and behave.

“Most days, I have to fight the urge to tell someone — anyone — that the Aztek was truly the precursor to modern, boring crossovers.”

Yeah, especially since his tweet in question was obviously skewering the depiction of people who use wheelchairs in media. It’s weird James Gunn got a pass for what was a more vulgar joke (which the bad faith actors who tried to get him cancelled knew). But Ken Jennings, who seems to be squeaky clean other than a…

Correction: Ever using Twitter. Period.

Just. Don’t. Tweet. That’s the main lesson here. There is literally no upside to using Twitter in 2021.

And, here’s the thing. He did, long before he started guest-hosting.

Here’s the other thing.
We’ve heard now that Richards was involved in selecting which clips got shown to the decision-makers... How involved was he in the focus group process, where “the succession plan started unraveling”? I mean, it sounds like…

if you think any modern car is underpowered you probably need to up your driving skills

fuck em. Theyre assholes.

1. Review your navigation settings

careful, the nascar stans will leap to tony stewart’s defense.

Great show of sportsmanship in front of all the families at the track, losers.

Which is appropriate because I’m guessing that on GETTR you can find pictures of Sonic being both top and bottom. Probably at the same time.

Just commenting to express my appreciation for the hilarious wordsmithing deployed throughout this article. A true joy to read from top to bottom.

Remember always what our Lord told his flock: “Follow me.” And he went on to say, “Set me free. Trust me and we will escape from the city.”

If you reclassify fireworks as IEDs, then it is all okay then?

Because they spent taxpayer dollars on a sweet new toy and they really wanted to use it. Sure, it makes more sense to try and neutralize them and then detonate them in a hole in the desert, but that’s a lot less fun.

Could you not say “casual powwow” please?