I was gonna say “at least Trump hasn’t named a horse as consul,” but there’s still another year in which he could hire Ann Coulter.

And in this case, "acting like a horse's ass" isn't an insult

Mr. Ed had a better Wilbur, too.

I have unquenchable hope in the system, but like you, I have little faith in Pelosi doing the right thing or the GOP ever facing up to their wrong doings.

I’m being a bit cynical. Maybe too cynical. After seeing Republicans (and Democrats) rationalize so much insane behavior from the Trump administration, my default assumption is that there will be no consequences for anything they do.

Combine that with his embrace & hosting of that utter creepshow of far-reichwing wackadoo web conspiracist ghouls.... Even uglier portents.

Your second question answers your first.  No need to hide anymore because nobody is going to do anything.

I wonder how Barr will hide all of this? I wonder when Madame Speaker will bother her ass to start the impeachment investigations?

This is great Kinja.

“I think YOU were the one with a ‘job’ to do on dad last night, Ivanka.”

“I think YOU were the one with a ‘job’ to do on dad last night, Ivanka.”

“Damn it Eric! It was your job to medicate dad last night.”

Would I have become President without Social Media? Yes (probably)!

Female Uber driver showed up. Caused the whole avalanche. Butterfly effect, man.

And in the dim and dark recesses of their minds, many Trumpists agree. They almost fluidly bounce between 2016 and 2019 - often mid-sentence - while explaining away everything Trump does as an indictment of the Clintons, as in both of them. 

Yup! I flagged the fake for harassment. He hasn’t done anything since saturday, it must be an extra-long meth break over at Daddy Vladdy’s troll farm.

It still eats him up inside that he lost the popular vote. 

Trump clearly believes that accusing someone/something of being unpopular or “having low ratings” is the most crushing insult one can deliver. It really makes sense given that his entire sad existence is the pursuit of attention and praise.

I know. In the dim and diseased recesses of his mind, he’s still running against Hillary. The worst part is that his followers suck that bullshit up like Hoovers in MAGA hats. 

I know. You find yourself snickering and then you remember children in cages. It’s emotionally exhausting.