What the eff Patrick, no mention of Ed Bolian? The current record-holder and, as opposed to Roy, a decent humble-ish guy who’s head isn’t planted up his ass like he’s the shit when, in fact, Alex is just shit.

What you said was exactly what I was thinking:

Yeah you’re right, I’d rather drive the Toyota.

[Points at Margin Of Error]

Sorry Justin, I know you’re supposed to just rehash the press releases but, seeing how this has four doors, it’s not a coupe, it’s a sedan.

Thought that for a second then realized there wasn’t any ladders sitting the road so couldn’t be 285.

And they add at least 1-2 horsepower.

If this was the F&TF franchise the car would have just kept on driving without a scratch probably winning.

Hi David.

“The economy is booming”

Yep. Cars are meant to be enjoyed, not pushed to the corner of a garage or worse, outside under a tarp [shudder] for a “some day.” If he can get it running and handling well enough it wont kill him or someone else, by all means, he should proudly drive it around once he gets it to road-worthy shape, which may not be…

It’s really sad that at colleges and universities in 2019 there are still dumb kids that think they need to buy their friends just so they can date rape or get date raped to continue a “tradition” that includes nearly dying by alcohol poisoning during or before being beaten in a room, eating shit (literally) or…

“Fugoo?”

While I, personally, and many would buy the Palisade as it’s a perfectly reasonable if not handsome addition to anyone’s driveway that will do many things remarkably well at literally a third of the price.

As a manly man who knows the score and is confident about his masculinity, as if it needs to be said for the thousandth time – JUST BUY THE DAMN MINIVAN!

Totally jelly. While my wife and I have two children to contend with so would probably have to keep the house, we’ve been eying an airstream in pretty good shape that sleeps four and needs next to nothing. Our friend is willing to sell it to us for nearly half of what it should cost (part of a divorce, long story).…

Boat owner here, you nailed it.

You want us to pronounce “fugue?” Now I know you’re fucking with us.

Now now, many work well to stable an unlevel table.

Pretty sure this is how SkyNet starts.