False. Or I’m guessing by “liberal” you simply mean you didn’t agree with being presented with facts, you’re one of those people who’d prefer to be lied to.

Doing the lord’s work... thank you!

This, a thousand times THIS!

Now now, it’s clear OldKingCole is, in fact, an actual whore. This would explain his smug attitude because, even while we can guess by his behavior he’s a shitty whore, he’s clearly making more turning tricks than if he was driving for Uber or Lyft... this is probably why he’s so smug. Even bad whores like him make…

Well, you see, when Becky has one of these bad boys at the mall, an automatic is easier to sit and wait for that old man to back out so that she’s three spaces closer to the entrance where if she had a standard she could accidentally stall it taking the clutch out too fast while she’s texting.

This long car simply throbs with deep pulsing purple.

Not a coupe, this is a sedan.

Back in the day I wrote two crotch rockets but have seen one of these in person pulling up to a place called The Dinosaur Barbecue in Syracuse (the original one, not the crappy clones after the owner sold out). DinoBBQ in Syracuse attracts a lot of bikers, usually more of the midlife crises dentists who want to be…

Sorry to disappoint you but the GTI, while great, was not my fave car, that would have been my Audi S6 Avant which was an amazing sleeper though honestly overall slower than a GTI and probably smaller dimensions in the back seat.

Totally did. Wouldn’t one want to suspect disbelief they’re the character? Not some tramp-stamp trailer park living methhead crackwhore who just so happens to be wearing Honey Kisaragi garb?

They ride horrible. While I don’t own one, a good friend owned an Legacy Outback Wagon while I owned an A6 Avant and we used to have to commute 30 miles each way on shitty upstate New York backroads full of potholes. We’d wind up getting to our destination in the Subaru feeling like we’d just gone nine rounds with a…

Are you... replying to yourself? Now I’m wondering if you’re also wrecking yourself.

WAT? Are the back tires stanced?

If the guy had the title in the glovebox it’ll be the cleanest title... THE CLEANEST!

Sooo, you work for Ford? No wait, Subaru? Trying to figure out. You seem overly sour towards a vehicle most people quite understandably love... I’m one of them. I’ve owned two GTIs which were, arguably, some of the best cars I’ve ever had aside from mechanical nightmares that most VWs and Audis have.

He was probably murdered by the police by using someone they knew who was facing charges that would be dropped or would be much more lenient.

Eh, but how much over is he asking? Considering how immaculate it is (mostly) figure he’s maybe three grand north of where it should be.

Bigger than it’s already going to be? That’s interesting.

It’s all dumb money. Wall street is like legalized gambling only you’ve a better chance in Vegas plus no blowhards yelling over your shoulder how to bet.

Some of us don’t have time for fictional characters.