Me at 99:

Fingers crossed I don’t make it to 99. That’s a really long time to be alive.

I know this isn’t food-related, but get the foot version of the lead image for your shower. Use it on your feet a couple times a week. Have less-gross feet.

Pretty sure the answer is all of them.

I mean, this 12-pack cost $12. I can’t even get one St. Bernardus Abt 12 for that.

For more serious gamers, criticisms of the Switch are probably more valid. But most of the Switch owners I know are pretty casual, myself included. For someone like me, it’s pretty much perfect.

Well this sucks. Might have to spring for something fancier than Coors tonight. Would Space Dust get your thumbs up?

Nichols is proof you don’t have to be a good person to be anti-Trump. 

If a genie ever granted me three wishes, my first wish would be to get rid of Canada geese. My second wish would be to bring them back. Just so I could use my third wish to get rid of them again.

I don’t know. I once ate a CBD cookie that supposedly had 10 doses in it. A little while later, I think I sort of felt slightly more relaxed. Maybe.

Nothing screams “questionable car enthusiast credentials” quite like owning an Audi Allroad and a Porsche Cayman GT4. 

LIBRULS say they are tolerant but CAN’T tolrate bread?!?! HAH! (But also, if you have any good recipes for gluten-free brownies, please share. Our local Trump2024 club is Paleo now)

Supposedly, the name comes from the fact that the sport is played on foot instead of on horseback. Same with association football, Australian football, and yes, even rugby football.

Is that as big a red flag as it seems? Or were these companies actually good to work for?

CFA can say whatever it wants, but ultimately, CFA just wants more money. 

I fully believe it. Even if there are no kids involved, Christmas as an adult is just, “I guess I shouldn’t buy that for myself so I have something to ask for as a present in a few months.” 

A lot of people like Christmas more than Thanksgiving because there are presents. I like Thanksgiving more than Christmas because there are no songs.

I don’t get to rant this rant nearly as often as I rant about Gordon Ramsay or Steak ‘n Shake being terrible, so thank you for the opportunity.

She’s the most cat-like dog I’ve ever seen. Even licks her paws to clean them like a cat. I don’t know what happened. My wife adopted her before we met, raised her from a couple months old, she’s never lived with cats, and somehow she’s a cat-dog.

In LA, it’s probably whatever local breakfast restaurant is closest to your apartment.