Chips >>>>> Spears

One day, I will throw common sense to the wind and buy one of these fancy Sebrings. But that day is not today.

Gotta get that 1:1 cheese to patty ratio. 

Needs more cheese.

Came here to say this.

Can confirm. Do not like talking on phones. Used Uber Eats to order takeout from the Fatburger around the corner last week. It was great.

It really depends on the hard seltzer. Alternatively, buy good seltzer and add your own vodka.

Further proof that I could be economically rich, but I’ll never be socially rich. I just don’t get it.

Fun fact: A Coors tallboy is both fat free and sugar free. A true health drink.

Yep. If you drink a Coors after drinking a PBR, you’re going to taste a difference. But cultural hate for mass-produced light lagers aside, I think we can all admit they’re pretty darn close in taste.

Well, I see the obvious joke’s already been beaten to death.

What? No it’s not.

Decided to make this last night, and it was absolutely delicious. Crisped up some prosciutto I had on hand and tossed that in there, too, because why not? Thanks for the recipe!

If I’m going based on frequency, ice cream.

Yep. And it’s not just because of what you’re taught growing up. I guarantee a lot of hetero guys who make less than their SO hear about it pretty regularly from family and friends of all genders.

I know everyone has different ways of doing things, but I truly don’t understand being married, owning joint property, having kids, and still Venmo-ing each other for your half of dinner.

“If I cook nicer meals at home, we’ll eat out less,” I told myself. And at first, we did. But then 24-month parmesan and Serious Eats recipes became the norm. And then, of course, you need better wine. You can’t have a great meal and cheap wine.

Man, I love Sierra Nevada. Even as recently as 2010 or so, it was one of the few craft beers you could find semi-regularly at an affordable price. 21-year-old me drank so much Sierra Nevada Torpedo with a dinner of Publix fried chicken or store brand Velveeta shells.

One acre, one vote. That’s the rule, right?

Maybe it shouldn’t, but it continues to surprise me how frequently I hear someone complain about not getting good sleep the night before and then follow it up with a comment about their pet waking them up.