Nice to see Zack Snyder had some input for this season

Why are there so many scenes of Venom from a completely different Spiderman franchise in this?

My mom still says ‘taped’ and ‘recorded’. Yeah, I’ll get on that as soon as I figure out how to set this clock.

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of Thanosite Balanceism, Thor, at least it’s an ethos.

YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ELEMENT, LOKI!

Ysh, but he saved him from having to see Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. That's a noble thing to do.

Stay out of New Asgard, Deadbeat. Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking ass out of my beach community.

Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

She influenced me to have a fake ass, just like her!

wtf is social influencer lol

I’ll let Drew answer that one...

nah, me fortran

Whither Kat Dennings?

MMA Fighter Beats Off Onlooker

Beating elicits beating.

Oh good, you managed to work Judge Ito in there.

As a wrestling fan, I look forward to being thoroughly depressed by these stories all over again. 

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

To Los Gatos Streamer Netflix: DEAR MR. I’M- TOO-GOOD-TO-RENEW-OR-ORDER-MORE-MARVEL-SERIES, THIS’LL BE THE LAST MONTHLY PAYMENT OF $11.99 I EVER SEND YOUR ASS.

I can’t make this up... Here’s what the order was called when I bought it.

I can’t make this up... Here’s what the order was called when I bought it.