“I got a hankerin for some Doublemint Gum.”

my guess would’ve been Samir

I was just referencing Wayne’s World.

Friendship?

Shortly after Austin left in the early 00's, there was an episode of RAW where the crowd kept yelling “What?” at Triple H while he was monologuing, and Trips was like “HE DOESN’T EVEN WORK HERE ANYMORE” which made them just yell it louder. Say what you will, but the end result was pretty funny.

My favorite substitute phrase for that song is "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers"

trick question, Stemmy is God

i can and will watch this gif over and over

hey now, there’s no reason to drag Evening at the Improv through the mud here. that’s where i got my Kevin Meaney routine!

He is a caring and thorough lover

this guy FUCKS! am i right?

now get your ass to Mars

meanwhile, David Schwimmer is cutting his wife's head out of wedding pictures and replacing it with Aniston's

Shows how little this guy knows about sex. You can't do a nose.

Ahh, that's good username/comment/Candace-Cameron's-brother synergy!

so he’s proactive?

Dateline’s Keith Morrison, whose delighted singsong narration of horrific true crime stories Hader memorably imitated on SNL.

i mean, it’s pretty popular on PornHub. just sayin...

dragons hate bells! they love pepper.

*Manny died on the way back to his home planet.