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No mention of the Thanoscopter: It’s not real

This decision is on par with firing Steve Gunn. Judging by what was hinted at in the final episode, season 3 of Iron Fist was going to be a corker. Colleen Wing as the Iron Fist? How the frell are you anyone happy about this decision?

He looks like a buff anthropomorphic orca (anthropomorca?).

“Free speech is free speech—it’s not Jack Dorsey’s version of free speech,” Woods told AP, adding that, if he deleted this particular tweet, he’d have to watch what he says in all his other tweets going forward.” 

Whadya buyin’, stranger?

And the best farts!

Slimer sez ‘Sup

It also includes the origin of the Undertaker’s Tombstone Piledriver.

Surf or Die’

“And then Steven Tyler stopped taking my calls...”

Awww, yeah. Bob Parr is into PAWGs.

Cool, but like, you want to buy a battery pack or something? 

Cool, but like, you want to buy a battery pack or something? 

Ever seen Halloween...

Given her elastic powers would allow her to take any shape she wants, I’d say the big butt and thick thighs look is by choice.

King Dad seems to like it

Truly he is the Wilco of rap.

talk about striking the same rib twice in succession yet producing two clearly different tones!

I fucking love that Dolly version. It sounds like something you’d hear in a haunted swamp where nefarious hillbillies were about to sacrifice someone and have an orgy in the blood. This live version especially kicks ass.

Speaking of Dolly, The White Stripes’ cover of “Jolene” is probably one of my favorite covers.

Hopefully it contains Black Metal.