Looks like I stole all 13 secret spices of your recipe for success.

a-doodily!

Fat-shaming.

Though it’s difficult to imagine now, there was once a time when Slender Man was an actual terrifying urban legend worming its way through the dark corners of the web.

The second it was created?

How does he mistake a chiffon scarf for a bonnet?

The Two Star Lords: Dude, Where’s My Ship?

Fun Fact!  I used to own the Playboy where she was Playmate of the Month.

You mean Jackie Jormp-Jormp

So he’s saying Wayans is too old for this shit?

HE’S NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS because he’s playing baseball, not hockey.

“There are 25 guys who can play that part...and second place gets a set of steak knives.” 

It’s literally one of the clips included in the article.

Gremlins

That’s what passes for entertainment these days?

Woozle wuzzle?

Bonzalgo!

bazubgus!