I assume, Dressed To Kill (1980).

Or is it Fried Green Tomatoes? I always get those two confused.

Steel Magnolias

I feel like the ponchos are definitely a clue, but I don’t want to be hasty or rash.

Title needs a fix.I read the error in a drunk pirate voice.

Title needs a fix.I read the error in a drunk pirate voice.

Fuck, that’s really good

Fuck, that’s really good

I heard it sold out in less than 12 parsecs

I heard it sold out in less than 12 parsecs

10.5 cents, 9 dollars... Whatever it takes.

10.5 cents, 9 dollars... Whatever it takes.

Fuck you, fuckball.

54-year-old whimsy defined.

Gleaning. Not “gleaming.” With an N. For fucks sake.

This is dope, but I’m pretty sure Papa Doc has some fire pro neo-nazi rhymes. He did go to a private school after all (loser!). The real question remains, is he ever going to learn how to take responsibility for himself? Either way, this friday’s rap jam is going to be freakin lit, lickety split, slipittitty click.

They had a copy of that at the Springfield Armory historical site, at least when I was there for a middle school trip a couple decades ago. I was kind of impressed, since the Armory is all about how awesome the people there were at developing modern technology for building guns.

Why? Does Radiohead make an appearance?

EVEN THOUGH IT’S NOT THE SAME MOVIE I WILL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!

Whoever thought we’d actually miss the days of being able to earn $8752 every four weeks, and any number of shiny new Land Rover Range Rovers?

Teachers hate them?

Yeah, fuck this sponsored post bullshit, I wanna to know how to date Natalie Dormer! 

Sounds like a question for Mike Judge.

Blood, Eat, Love - How I Found My Outer Warrior and My Inner Lover, by Jasmyn Scoobydoo.