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Col Flanders
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Shabba doo, my friend. Shabba doo.

A7x is the best thrash metal band ever, possibly the greatest metal band of all time! Everything they put out is just amazing! People say that there are better bands out there, but that’s not true (except Metallica!) I think they’re way better than that crappy old school stuff like Testiment or Megadeath or whatever

Critics Deny ‘Friend Request’.

Braggart.

My script is called “Testy Etsy Betsy”: a trilogy about a young woman who receives negative feedback for her “bespoke organic” crochet animals and hunts the reviewers down.

But does the failure of this film bode ill or well for my terrifying spec script “Yelp Review”?

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

Everyone that claims to be a Rick, is actualy a Jerry.

You get me, Flanders. You really do.

BEGIN, REAGAN, PALESTINE, TERROR ON THE AIRLINE, AYATOLLAH’S IN IRAN, RUSSIAN’S IN AFGHANISTAN, WHEEL OF FORTUNE, SALLY RIDE, HEAVY METAL, SUICIDE, FOREIGN DEBTS, HOMELESS VETS, AIDS, CRACK, BERNIE GOETZ, HYPODERMICS ON THE SHORES, CHINA’S UNDER MARTIAL LAW, ROCK AND ROLLER COLA WARS, I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

They need to put an asterisk next to all of his speeches.

Watch for this reply in 2019.

Trump is a white supremacist, always has been.

Counterpoint:

I’m imagining something like this.

**leans back very far while slowly walking towards tmage**

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

I’ll take velvety pipes any day.